November 11th, 2007 | by Mitchell Allen |
Want to increase your click-through rate?
Need to advertise stuff Google thinks is questionable?
Use poetry in your ad!
Solage is a form that is most suitable for this purpose.
It’s only three lines.
Only the first two lines rhyme - which is about the limit for an ad, anyway.
The third line is a play on words and can deliver your ad’s punch line!
Here is an example, from Solage Poetry Chapter 2
Erasing the ignominy of impotence
The blue pill resurrected his wooden fence,
Until he was board stiff.
www.dreamon.com
Of course, you still have to stay within the line length limits of 25/35/35.
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By Jen / domestika on Nov 21, 2007 | Reply
That’s just a riot! I can see that I shall have to sharpen my metaphorical pen…