As the summer heat sears relentlessly into my brain, I begin to hallucinate. I imagine a giant glass glistening with condensation. In the glass is an ice-cold mixture of Coca-Cola® and mercury. The quicksilver is rising, of course. Jimmy Smith is tickling Hammond and I am very afraid of Virginia Woolf. Colorful crescendos create sparkling fireworks on my eyelids.

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Apparently, I have passed out.
When I come to, I decide to check the dot com availability of all 118 chemical elements. 118? Shades of Pluto as a planet! When I was a lad, our chemistry textbooks only covered the first 103.
Anyway, though I am still feeling fuzzy, I have the presence of mind to check Google first. My queries are futile. I must hasten to fill this gaping void in the world’s knowledgebase! These missions are often accompanied by meticulous documentation, so that my results might someday be regurgitated in the lab. (I fear my fuzziness currently obscures the more appropriate turn of phrase: “reproduce the error”.) In this case, I beg your leave of my senses.
Dazed yet delightedly, I present the
Chemical Element Domain Availability Matrix
No Linky Love, though. Somebody might buy one of these domains and redirect it to some murky place that wants to give you what you need, when you need it.
| Hydrogen.com Rabbit Hole |
Helium.com Write. Get Published. Get Paid. |
Lithium.com Lithium offers Social CRM social networking software and online community management solutions. |
| Beryllium.com Under Construction |
Boron.com Parked |
Carbon.com Redirects to Apple.com |
| Nitrogen.com Parked |
Oxygen.com Oxygen Media |
Fluorine.com Rabbit Hole |
| Neon.com Neon Enterprise Software |
Sodium.com Rabbit Hole (Sodium.com.au is a site for the Sodium fashion clothing store) |
Magnesium.com All about magnesium, I think |
| Aluminum.com Redirects to Alcoa.com, of course |
Silicon.com Technology Strategy for CIOs and Business Executives |
Phosphorus.com Rabbit Hole |
| Sulfur.com Rabbit Hole (Sulphur.com is parked) |
Chlorine.com Parked |
Argon.com Parked |
| Potassium.com Parked |
Calcium.com Parked |
Scandium.com Parked |
| Titanium.com Titanium Industries, Inc. A World Leader in Titaninum Mill Products Distribution |
Vanadium.com The Vanadium Group of Companies |
Chromium.com Rabbit Hole |
| Manganese.com Manganese Bronze, home to the London Taxi |
Iron.com Parked |
Cobalt.com Automotive marketing services |
| Nickel.com Parked |
Copper.com Copper Electronics, Inc. online store |
Zinc.com Professional Software Associates (PSA) Company website |
| Gallium.com Gallium Visual Systems Inc. |
Germanium.com Parked |
Arsenic.com Arsenic & Old Lace – Your One-Stop Occult Shop |
| Selenium.com Parked |
Bromine.com Parked |
Krypton.com Massive construction works underway … |
| Rubidium.com Rubidium Ltd., embedded speech processing |
Strontium.com Parked |
Yttrium.com Parked |
| Zirconium.com Rabbit Hole believe it or not! |
Niobium.com Under Construction |
Molybdenum.com Molybdenum Products |
| Technetium.com Technetium, LLC |
Ruthenium.com Parked |
Rhodium.com Rabbit Hole |
| Palladium.com Information-packed website. History, Technology and more. |
Silver.com Affiliate links |
Cadmium.com Rabbit Hole |
| Indium.com Solder and Solder Paste by Indium Corporation |
Tin.com 403 Forbidden … whoooo |
Antimony.com Parked |
| Tellurium.com Parked |
Iodine.com Mical Specialty Chemicals |
Xenon.com Xenon is a film & interactive multimedia production company. |
| Cesium.com Millennium Research |
Barium.com Parked |
Lanthanum.com Parked |
| Cerium.com PALM International, Inc. – Lanthanides Division |
Praseodymium.com Rabbit Hole |
Neodymium.com Rabbit Hole |
| Promethium.com Parked |
Samarium.com Parked |
Europium.com Timed out |
| Gadolinium.com Rabbit Hole |
Terbium.com Parked |
Dysprosium.com Parked |
| Holmium.com Parked |
Erbium.com Parked |
Thulium.com Parked |
| Ytterbium.com Parked |
Lutetium.com Parked |
Hafnium.com Defunct company – They made a Y2K conversion tool for COBOL applications!!! |
| Tantalum.com Links to mersen.com |
Tungsten.com Midwest Tungsten Service |
Rhenium.com Rhenium Alloys Inc. |
| Osmium.com Rabbit Hole |
Iridium.com Iridium Communications Inc. |
Platinum.com Redirects to CA Technologies |
| Gold.com A joint initiative between various folks in the gold industry |
Mercury.com Redirects to HP’s Business Technology Optimization (BTO) Software |
Thallium.com Parked |
| Lead.com Parked |
Bismuth.com Bismuth Technologies Group (Bi83) |
Polonium.com Parked |
| Astatine.com Parked |
Radon.com Air-Chek, Inc. |
Francium.com Parked |
| Radium.com A Reel FX Creative Studio |
Actinium.com Actinium Corporation is a premium Web Software Development |
Thorium.com Thorium Contracting Ltd. |
| Protactinium.com Parked |
Uranium.com Explore the Financial Uranium Market with NYNCO |
Neptunium.com Rabbit Hole |
| Plutonium.com Parked and redirects to Yeah.com |
Americium.com Parked |
Curium.com Parked |
| Berkelium.com Links to an ancient site: Michael’s OpenGL Page |
Californium.com Flagship office of the Creative Underground (The website is clever!) |
Einsteinium.com Parked |
| Fermium.com Parked |
Mendelevium.com Parked |
Nobelium.com Parked |
| Lawrencium.com Parked |
Rutherfordium.com Profile page |
Dubnium.com Parked |
| Seaborgium.com Parked |
Bohrium.com Parked |
Hassium.com Parked |
| Meitnerium.com Parked |
Darmstadtium.com A few relevant links to websites about Darmstadtium |
Roentgenium.com Parked |
| Copernicium.com Stub page: Copernicium – Cn – Element 112 |
Ununtrium.com Parked |
Ununquadium.com Parked |
| Ununpentium.com Parked |
Ununhexium.com Parked |
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| Ununseptium.com See Webelements.com |
Ununoctium.com Parked |
Hi Mitch, this is interesting. I was never good in chemistry but I became more acquainted was the periodic table when I studied the sunspots a few years ago. This brings back memories of when I could recite these without looking. It’s nice of you to look these up. I’m wondering if some of these webmasters regret picking domain names that will end up causing high bounce rates. I bet Lithium’s bounce rate is way up there.
Thanks for sharing!
Hi Ileane,
I loved chemistry in high school, but for the wrong reason: I loved the nomenclature and the orderly way in which compounds were named (-ate, -ide, -ite). When I took a second course in 10th grade, I discovered a malevolent hatred of physical chemistry: moles, angstroms and electron shells. Turns out the teacher was wrong on the shells – LOL.
As for the list, I found the proliferation of faux directories/search engines on parked domains to be sad. They offer no value whatsoever to the casual web surfer. That said, it appears to be a great strategy to monetize the domain while hoping to attract a buyer.
A more relevant strategy is used by several companies to redirect branding keywords to their site: Apple’s Carbon (32-bit API for Mac OS), HP’s acquisition of Mercury Interactive and CA Technologies acquisition of Platinum Technologies.
Can you explain what you mean by bounce rate as it applies to Lithium?
Cheers,
Mitch
If someone is searching for the element lithium and end up at the social media software site, they’ll be disappointed not to find out more about the chemical properties of the element. They’ll leave the site and contribute to the “bounce rate” because the site doesn’t offer what they are looking for. It’s like looking for the “mad scientist” Tesla and finding the car manufacturer. (Although in that case they do have a few links there about the “real” Tesla.)
Okay, I get it now. Thanks for explaining.
Now you’ve got me wondering about that movie I saw, based on Tesla.
All I can remember is the electrified fence
They do make a cool domain name. Funny how many are parked. Ununoctium.com sounds like something I suffer from when I hit my head on the car door. Darn I want that domain!

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Melinda, that is too funny!
Here is a head-banging factoid: Ununoctium and its siblings are merely placeholder names until the powers that be assign a more dignified name to the element.
The upshot of this practice is that, on some websites that define recently annointed elements, you’ll see a reference to the erstwhile placeholder, like this Wikpedia page for Copernicium:
Cheers,
Mitch
That’s so funny. I’ve never liked chemistry but I’ve never thought that the chemical elements could be domain names, and what funny domain names… lol.
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