Jack and Jill, All Funk’d Up
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Jack lay mortally wounded beside a horribly dented galvanized pail.
He moaned, “I won’t be watering that beanstalk, after all.”
Jill wailed.
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Jack arose, dazed but alive, from the base of the hill.
Confronting Jill with the dented pail, he demanded an explanation for her wellside behavior.
Jill tearfully revealed that she was the butcher’s daughter.
She sought revenge for the bovine and bean swap that had enriched Jack and his mother.
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